Copyright © 2017
John F. Oyler
November 23, 2017
Rookie Tour Guide
I
recently had the privilege of spending some time with a wonderful group of
young people – the leaders of the American Society of Civil Engineers (ASCE)
student chapters from universities in Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Maryland,
Delaware, and the District of Columbia.
I
originally was recruited to give a talk at their annual Assembly, which was
held at Pitt this year, hosted by our student chapter. Then, at the last minute
I ended up pinch-hitting for a much more qualified expert, as a tour
guide/narrator for a Friday night cruise on the Gateway Clipper.
Actually
it didn’t take much arm-twisting to get me to take on this assignment. I am
always impressed with the folks who narrate train rides or boat trips, not to
mention docents at historical sites. Much too often I find fault with them and
tell myself I could do better.
It
shouldn’t be much of a surprise to learn that this is a lot harder than it
looks. I have taken this trip several times and had a rough idea what we would
be able to see from the boat. I assumed the biggest focus for a group of Civil
Engineers would be on the bridges we went under, supplemented by the tall
buildings in the Golden Triangle and the tunnels, inclines, and railroads that
we could see.
Somehow
I always have trouble finding the parking lot for the Gateway Clipper. This
time I decided to approach it from the West, via the West End Bypass. I nearly
botched the turnoff from the Parkway, sorely tempted to take the exit that
leads up Route 51 to the Liberty Tunnel. I made up for by missing the exit for
Carson Street and found myself on the West End Bridge. Back across the Fort
Bridge and heading the wrong way on Carson Street. Eventually I found a place
to turn around and was able to limp into the parking lot.
Once on
the boat, we explained to the crew what I was supposed to do. They provided me
with a wireless microphone, which functioned satisfactorily most of the time. I
had prepared a detailed set of notes, mostly related to dates and people
associated with the design and construction of the things we would be passing.
I
concluded my best location would be on the top deck. That worked well until we
set sail and I realized the deck was completely dark. I might as well have
thrown my notes into the Mon for all the good they did me.
My
opening quip was to describe the features of our vessel, including the “plank”
on its bow, which I explained was used to get rid of undesirable passengers. I
then instructed all the fans of the Philadelphia Flyers, Baltimore Ravens, and
Washington Capitols to report to the plank and form an orderly line.
Much too
late I remembered the story of the Pitt Stadium P. A. announcer who interrupted
a Pitt-West Virginia game with the statement that there was a car in the
parking lot with its lights on and motor running, West Virginia license plate
E-I-E-I-O. I missed a chance to tease our WVU visitors.
In
addition to frequent sound system malfunctions and my inability to read my
notes, I had misjudged the route we would take. When we passed under the Tenth
Street Bridge I heaved a sigh of relief because I had a lot to say about the
next bridge (Birmingham) and the mystery of the B-25 that crashed into the
Monongahela River in 1956 and has never been found. Much to my dismay the
Captain did a “one-eighty” and headed for the Point.
Fortunately
it was a beautiful evening with a nearly full moon directly over the fountain
when we made the turn to head up the Allegheny. I announced “photo
opportunity”, which immediately initiated a rush to the railing of folks armed
with Smart phones. My colleague Tony Iannichione produced the best photograph.
The
Allegheny leg was also disappointing as the combination of high water and
scaffolding under the Warhol Bridge made it impossible for the Clipper to
negotiate the “Three Sisters Bridges”. Here too I had a lot to say and had to
compress it into a few statements.
No
complaints about the Ohio leg, thanks to the Duquesne Heights Incline, the U.
S. S. Requin, and the West End Bridge. It also provided us with another
opportunity to marvel at the view of the fountain and the towers in the Golden
Triangle, with the moon directly above them.
In
retrospect the experience wasn’t as bad as it sounds. My friends were courteous
about my performance and many of the visitors didn’t know enough about
Pittsburgh to recognize my errors and omissions. I would like to take another
crack at it, now that I realize what the problems are.
The
subject of my talk the next day was “The Civil Engineering Heritage of Western
Pennsylvania”. This is a topic that really excites me. I decided to do it by
discussing, chronologically, the ten Civil Engineering achievements in this
area that have been awarded “Landmark” status by ASCE. In order they are the
Mason-Dixon Survey, the U. S. Public Land Survey, the National Road, the Allegheny
Portage Railway, the Dunlap’s Creek Bridge (Brownsville), the Horseshoe Curve,
the Smithfield Street Bridge, the Davis Island Dam, the Kinzua Viaduct, and the
Pennsylvania Turnpike.
These
were easy to discuss, primarily of my involvement in the nomination of many of
them and my personal interest in each of them. It is interesting that
discussing them chronologically is automatically a review of the way the Civil
Engineering profession evolved in the past two and a half centuries.
It was
appropriate for me to add a handful of other achievements that I believe
warrant consideration as Historical Civil Engineering Landmarks – the U. S.
Steel Building, the George Westinghouse Bridge, the Cathedral of Learning,
ALCOSAN, and George Washington Ferris’ Observation Wheel for the 1893 Chicago
World’s Fair. Each of them is a worthwhile project.
I ended
the talk with a short sermon I have given to our Pitt students on a number of
occasions. Entitled “Cream of the Crop”, it is a plea to them to take advantage
of the education they have received, their unparalleled access to tools and
information, and their inherent intelligence to tackle the massive problems
that face Civil Engineers today – the design, construction, and maintenance of
our infrastructure, for the benefit of society, while minimizing its impact on
the environment.
This was
an appropriate audience; they are the leaders of an already elite group of young
people who have survived the “weeding out” of those who are not outstanding,
and who are now approaching the point where they will begin to make their mark
in the “real world”.